Pokemon, and what not.

My plan the last couple of weeks or so has been to play through Pokemon Red version, and then write a review with lots of pictures and post it here. I mean, Pokemon is being looked down on by the society, but why? It's a great fucking game, it has many ties to RPG's, since you level up, get new skills, change out your party and so on. You have so many possibilities that it's scary. And what the hell is not awesome about small fantasy creatures that you could cuddle with if they existed, or big fucking flame throwing dragons, or GIANT rock worms that could crush your puny little house in three seconds – please, tell me: WHAT THE HELL IS NOT AWESOME ABOUT THAT? Faggot.

Who didn't love this moment?

Anyway, my point was supposed to be: I'm not going to write a review about Pokemon. At least not yet. They are awesome games though, and the series are good too. Only thing missing is a real film, with real people and a game like the ones on game boy, only for the next-gen console. Jesus, I would get a hard-on for that.

Change out the gun with a pokeball and the enemies with pokemons - how awesome would that be?

I put Pokemon on hold though. I found an amazing PSX/PSone emulator. I also got a hold of Final Fantasy IX. I mean it, I've missed this game so fucking much. It is pure awesomeness. I may write a review if I complete it, but don't get your hopes up.

The Final Fantasy IX cover.


From a cutscene in Final Fantasy IX.

Who am I kidding, what the hell else can I write about? There's nothing exciting going on with my life, I work, I play and I fuck. There you have it, my day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year and so on.

Have a nice day fuck-o! (got the word “fuck-o” from Army of Two, hell I laughed in that cut scene).