Fourth night in Sweden

Early on the day, me, TheBard and Rose went downtown. We walked around for a bit, TheBard was daygaming the shit out of the town while me and Rose just relaxed. I ate the best toast I've ever eaten and Rose ate the LARGEST FUCKING WAFFLE I've ever seen!

We went back to Nayya's place. Me and TheBard left to buy some clothes and food. I bought the most comfy pants I've ever worn and two nice t-shirts.

We later decided to check out this new film, Brüno, at the cinema. It was awesome actually.

After the movie we were supposed to check out the night life, we had decided to check out the place closest to the cinema (Maxim), but it was a "night club" so we went to a pub first. We went to this other place a little further up the street (NH). I had bought a cigar and couldn't wait to fire it up. All four of us got a beer each and found a table, but before we could even sit down, TheBard had spottet females on the other end of the sitting area. He was gone in a second.

I sat with Rose and Nayya and smoked my cigar, thinking I was the king of the world!

We could see that TheBard was hitting it off with the girls, 'cause they were taking pictures of him, and eventually he pointed at us, and they started taking long distance pictures of us too.

TheBard came to our table and said that the girls wanted to meet all of us. I decided I needed another beer. We each got another beer and headed for the girls. The closer we came to the table, the older they became. Now, they weren't OLD, but from where we first sat, they looked something between 18 and 20. We soon realized that they were actually 28-29.

After talking to them for a while, we got into talking about what we do for a living. And guess what - we were getting drunk with two cops and a teacher [HotCop, CopGirl, MsTeach]! They took loads of pictures, and I'll probably recieve them later today or this week.

TheBard really hit it off with HotCop, who was, obviously, the hottest one of the girls!

Well, we left the girls to check out the night club, Maxim. We got there and I found out I had to put money on the parkometer. Nayya and Rose headed in to the club and me and TheBard went to put more money on the meter. When we came out from the parking garage we met Rose and Nayya and wondered why the hell they weren't at Maxim. They told us there were three guys in there, and no girls. They went to check out when we could take a bus home.

Me and TheBard checked out Maxim anyway - it was quite quiet. Also they didn't take norwegian credit cards. Well, I had enough for one beer, so I decided to stay. TheBard ran to the closest atm to get some money.

While waiting for him to come back I took the time to get to know the two guys sitting there. One of them had tattos on his arm and blonde hair [Tattoo], and the other was a little black haired guy [LittleGuy].

Me: So, why is it so quiet in here, it's a free entrance and shit?

Tattoo: Yeah, it's Tuesday. You're not from around here are you?

Me: No, we're from Norway, we decided to take a vacation here 'cause some gal said we could stay at her place.

LittleGuy: Well, you came at the wrong time, and especially at the wrong day.

Tattoo: Yeah, even mondays are better than this.

TheBard came back and bought his beer. We sat down and talked to the guys for a while, and they were cool. One of them was a motorbike racer and had just been in an accident, his neck was hurting and stuff, the other dude was one day away from his birthday. We learnt from them that there IS a strip joint in Linköping. And it's supposed to be good too. It's only open from Thursday through Saturday though, so checking it out will be happening later this week.

Oh, I almost forgot, Rose rang me up just as me and TheBard entered Maxim and told us that the last bus was leaving in three minutes! Since we are norwegian hardcore drinkers, we decided to stay and take a cab home later (me and TheBard that is). TheBard still had to close the deal with HotCop.

We also learnt from Tattoo and LittleGuy that the street with all the bars and pubs was the third most dangerous one in Sweden. Well, that didn't scare us. We headed back to NH to meet the girls. We arrived ONE FUCKING MINUTE TOO LATE TO BUY A FUCKING BEER! So I peed instead. TheBard went over to the girls who had found two other guys while we were gone.

I came back from the toilet and headed for the ladies. HotCop and TheBard were talking and the two other girls talked to the two other guys. I stole one of the girls from one of the randoms, so that I had something to do while TheBard closed the deal. Suddenly the lights went off and we were thrown out. Me and TheBard left the girls and headed back to check out this other open place, Plaza.

We headed in to find out they had a cool bar, black jack and billiard. BUT, this place was a real gangster place, just by taking a look around we understood why this was the third most dangerous street in Sweden. TheBard went to the bathroom, so I just bought a beer (they had bottled Guinness *heart*). I went in to the billiard room to find some gangsters playing. I figured a round of pool would be fun, so I went over and asked them how much it was, they didn't know. Stupid gansters. I went to the bar and asked, got the price and played one round with TheBard.

We left Plaza to check out Maxim again, and this time there were more than two guys there. TheBard went to the fucking bathroom AGAIN. Now that I think about it, he went to the bathroom alot. Anyway, I went over to Tattoo, who was still there.

Tattoo: You're back, where's your friend?

Me: Bathroom, yours?

Tattoo: Bathroom.

I ordered a beer, and TheBard and LittleGuy came back. TheBard didn't want more, so he got a glass of water. We saw two ugly girls and one fat one.

TheBard: Let's go over to those three.

Me: No fucking way, I'm checking out the rest of the club first, those are ugly.

TheBard: Ok, but they're not THAT ugly.

I went around in the club to find nothing (except three suspicios looking people alone in one of the darker rooms. I went back and past the three ugly girls and got a better look.

Me: They are THAT ugly!

TheBard: Well, they are the only ones here.

Me: Fuck this.

We went over and talked to them, they hade studied in Norway and worked at the bar/pub/casino next door. They were boring. SUDDENLY this guy comes over, all fired up and looked like he wanted to beat the living shit out of us. At this point, both me and TheBard are drunk as shite. We just sit there and tell him calmly that we are from Norway and that he should fuck off. He left.

We decided that since there were no girls and since we were REALLY going out the next day, we should take a cab home. We decided to take a look at the middle of down town instead. Or, TheBard was too drunk to go home yet, so he kind of dragged me with him. We both had to pee, so we took turns peeing on some expensive jewelery store or some shit, then we called a cab.

The cab fare was ok, the cab driver was nice, and not some retard that we had when me and Rose were at the ER. We came home, woke up Rose, who came down in his boxers only and opened the door. Nayya was sleeping. We went in to the kitchen and made us some good night food and then I went to sleep.

It was the worst night one could ever go out in this town, NOTHING happened, still we had an awesome time and got to know a few new people and learnt new stuff about the town.

- Pingu

Third night in Sweden

I'm drunk while writing this, so fuck you!

TheBard got four phone numbers to four girls betwen 2/10 and 5/10 (and now I'm being nice), so maybe we can get something going.

The third night in Sweden I had some trouble with my stomach, so I decided to take it easy, since nothing is going on anyway. TheBard got drunk on rum, and the rest of us just watched some movies (Postal, Pride and Glory and Max Payne).

We had a chill night and nothing happened.

- Pingu

(seriously, beer is a lot different in Sweden than it is in Norway)

Second night in Sweden

We started the day by going to some huge mall and got us something to eat. TheBard tried out some daygaming, but it didn't really work out - it was Sunday, so no girls were really out.

We left in the car, checked out the Fun Skate Park, and "Hangaren" which is an indoor skate park. They were both awesome, so me and TheBard decided to skate around a little bit. Had quite a good time. We got home and Nayya's boyfriend was about to leave, so TheBard drove him to the bus stop.

After he left we just sat down and watched a movie, in Sweden absolutley NOTHING happens on Sundays. Anyway, we saw Superhero Movie (which was kinda awesome). We also found out that there are two festivals going on close by. Sonisphere and Sexsibility (Swedens first Sex festival). It's for everyone, but it's expensive. If we go it'll be just to check it out. They do have some workshops, so I'm considering learning something until Revolution gets home, not sure if it's worth it since we have great sex already though. Sonisphere starts on Wednesday and since we were going to Hultsfred anyway we'll go on Wednesday.

So, nothing exciting actually, but I said to myself I'd write about every night. Who knows, maybe tonight is the night. We also found a casino, but it's not open on Mondays.

- Pingu

(We have lots of pictures and they will be posted, we just have to get them on the laptop, we also have some film that will be edited and posted on YouTube).

First night in Sweden

People on the trip - Me (Pingu), Rose and TheBard.

People we are staying with - Nayya and her boyfriend (he's awesome but just here on weekends).

We arrived in Sweden around 6-7 am. We drove a few hours and stopped in a Karlstad to buy some liquor and beer. We bought loads of stuff and kept driving. Our GPS was retarded but we eventually found the place we are staying at. We arrived at 2pm and went out to buy some food and something to sleep on etc.

We got back at 5pm and started drinking beer (this beer is stronger than the norwegian shit we usually drink, and I'd been awake for at least 24 hours, driving most of them). I drank around 4-5 beers and was shitfaced. Everyone else in the car tried to get an hour sleep before heading out, but that didn't go very well.

I was sitting alone in front of the computer, trying to figure out if I knew any songs I wanted to listen to, suddenly the chest pains started, slowly spreading to my heart. Since I'm the nervous kind of guy and my family have stories of heart diseases, I told the people at the party and we called a nurse. I'm only 20 years old, so the chanses that something is wrong with my heart are small, but you never know. She told us to call an ambulance.

The ambulance arrived, they took my blood pressure, and it was a tad high (probably because I was nervous as hell). They told me to walk with them down to the ambulance. One of my friends [TheBard] was taking a bath, we yelled at him that me and Rose were going to the hospital, and he just went "ok". I think he was a tad tired and almost slept. Anyway, I get on the bed in the ambulance and they connect the ECG. Everything looks fine, but then he picks up the phone and tells the guy on the other end: "Something's wrong, the system won't start/restart properly". I don't really remember how the rest of the conversation went, but he started pushing on different places on my chest and it kinda hurt a little in the middle.

We arrived at the hospital and I was pushed in to room 3. They came, connected another ECG and I was told to just lay there. Rose was with me and kinda took pictures and stuff, I think he was bored. There were no hot nurses, so no fun to be had. Rose kept asking people what the numbers on the machines meant, but I don't think he understood the answers because they were in swedish.

After they were done with my second ECG I had to wait for the heart specialist. They couldn't get my ECG's from Norway, so they had nothing to compare it with, but it looked good. They still wanted to do some tests to check if there were anything else, and if they maybe had to make me spend the night in observation. Some fat nurse came in and stole some blood after using like 10 minutes to find a blood vein. She then stole three glasses of blood and said we had to wait an hours or so for the results. Since everything lookd fine on the machines I was moved out between some guy with a bad knee and some old guy/gal snoring.

I asked if I could go to the toilet and they said I probably could. I peed and went back to bed. I don't know if it was the position I was lying in, or something else, but my the area between my stomach and chest were hurting so I asked if they might know what it was, 'cause I had it a little when I was driving too. They gave me a little cup of something that looked like cum and tasted like chalk. I think it helped. Anyway, we were just lying there and looking at people running back and forht, listening to the sounds. It's my first time being drunk at the ER so it was kinda awesome, but a little boring.

I was doing everything I could to not fall asleep, since I had driven for many many hours and hadn't slept and drank beer earlier it was hard not to fall asleep. Eventually I got the results and they were all fine, the doctor said I shouldn't be driving as far as I did and have so few breaks. There is also probably something wrong with my lower back, so I have to go to a chiropractor. But my last doctor said it was wise to wait until I got back from Sweden, since it was going to hurt like hell for a couple of days after. Can't wait for that!

Anyway, I got the green light to go home, so we called a cab and sat down in the waiting room. There was a movie running, it was "Mars Attacks!", I haven't seen that film in ages, so I loved it, unfortunatley the cab driver came before the first face got melted. The cab driver didn't seem very smart, since he was asking how much I had to pay to get into Sweden and stuff. I was so dead tired at this point that I just answered as short as I could and tried to stay awake.

We got back to the apartment and rang the people to make them come open up, no one answered. We tried again, it was cold and raining and we really wanted to sleep. Finally an answer. Rose doesn't really understand swedish, but when the person who answer is halfway sleeping and halfway high and drunk, not even I can understand them. She got the message though, and sent her boyfriend to open up. I went to the bathroom and ate a yogurt (it was the only place with ligths).

I used my jacket as a pillow and fell asleep kinda fast. Nothing went as planned the first night, wonder what's gonna happen tonight.

Most of the stuff going on here is going to be filmed and an edited film will be uploaded on youtube and shown here and at forums.leiavmolde.net .

- Pingu

(Pictures will be added when Rose finds out how his cell vs. Windows 7 works)