Fourth night in Sweden

Early on the day, me, TheBard and Rose went downtown. We walked around for a bit, TheBard was daygaming the shit out of the town while me and Rose just relaxed. I ate the best toast I've ever eaten and Rose ate the LARGEST FUCKING WAFFLE I've ever seen!

We went back to Nayya's place. Me and TheBard left to buy some clothes and food. I bought the most comfy pants I've ever worn and two nice t-shirts.

We later decided to check out this new film, Brüno, at the cinema. It was awesome actually.

After the movie we were supposed to check out the night life, we had decided to check out the place closest to the cinema (Maxim), but it was a "night club" so we went to a pub first. We went to this other place a little further up the street (NH). I had bought a cigar and couldn't wait to fire it up. All four of us got a beer each and found a table, but before we could even sit down, TheBard had spottet females on the other end of the sitting area. He was gone in a second.

I sat with Rose and Nayya and smoked my cigar, thinking I was the king of the world!

We could see that TheBard was hitting it off with the girls, 'cause they were taking pictures of him, and eventually he pointed at us, and they started taking long distance pictures of us too.

TheBard came to our table and said that the girls wanted to meet all of us. I decided I needed another beer. We each got another beer and headed for the girls. The closer we came to the table, the older they became. Now, they weren't OLD, but from where we first sat, they looked something between 18 and 20. We soon realized that they were actually 28-29.

After talking to them for a while, we got into talking about what we do for a living. And guess what - we were getting drunk with two cops and a teacher [HotCop, CopGirl, MsTeach]! They took loads of pictures, and I'll probably recieve them later today or this week.

TheBard really hit it off with HotCop, who was, obviously, the hottest one of the girls!

Well, we left the girls to check out the night club, Maxim. We got there and I found out I had to put money on the parkometer. Nayya and Rose headed in to the club and me and TheBard went to put more money on the meter. When we came out from the parking garage we met Rose and Nayya and wondered why the hell they weren't at Maxim. They told us there were three guys in there, and no girls. They went to check out when we could take a bus home.

Me and TheBard checked out Maxim anyway - it was quite quiet. Also they didn't take norwegian credit cards. Well, I had enough for one beer, so I decided to stay. TheBard ran to the closest atm to get some money.

While waiting for him to come back I took the time to get to know the two guys sitting there. One of them had tattos on his arm and blonde hair [Tattoo], and the other was a little black haired guy [LittleGuy].

Me: So, why is it so quiet in here, it's a free entrance and shit?

Tattoo: Yeah, it's Tuesday. You're not from around here are you?

Me: No, we're from Norway, we decided to take a vacation here 'cause some gal said we could stay at her place.

LittleGuy: Well, you came at the wrong time, and especially at the wrong day.

Tattoo: Yeah, even mondays are better than this.

TheBard came back and bought his beer. We sat down and talked to the guys for a while, and they were cool. One of them was a motorbike racer and had just been in an accident, his neck was hurting and stuff, the other dude was one day away from his birthday. We learnt from them that there IS a strip joint in Linköping. And it's supposed to be good too. It's only open from Thursday through Saturday though, so checking it out will be happening later this week.

Oh, I almost forgot, Rose rang me up just as me and TheBard entered Maxim and told us that the last bus was leaving in three minutes! Since we are norwegian hardcore drinkers, we decided to stay and take a cab home later (me and TheBard that is). TheBard still had to close the deal with HotCop.

We also learnt from Tattoo and LittleGuy that the street with all the bars and pubs was the third most dangerous one in Sweden. Well, that didn't scare us. We headed back to NH to meet the girls. We arrived ONE FUCKING MINUTE TOO LATE TO BUY A FUCKING BEER! So I peed instead. TheBard went over to the girls who had found two other guys while we were gone.

I came back from the toilet and headed for the ladies. HotCop and TheBard were talking and the two other girls talked to the two other guys. I stole one of the girls from one of the randoms, so that I had something to do while TheBard closed the deal. Suddenly the lights went off and we were thrown out. Me and TheBard left the girls and headed back to check out this other open place, Plaza.

We headed in to find out they had a cool bar, black jack and billiard. BUT, this place was a real gangster place, just by taking a look around we understood why this was the third most dangerous street in Sweden. TheBard went to the bathroom, so I just bought a beer (they had bottled Guinness *heart*). I went in to the billiard room to find some gangsters playing. I figured a round of pool would be fun, so I went over and asked them how much it was, they didn't know. Stupid gansters. I went to the bar and asked, got the price and played one round with TheBard.

We left Plaza to check out Maxim again, and this time there were more than two guys there. TheBard went to the fucking bathroom AGAIN. Now that I think about it, he went to the bathroom alot. Anyway, I went over to Tattoo, who was still there.

Tattoo: You're back, where's your friend?

Me: Bathroom, yours?

Tattoo: Bathroom.

I ordered a beer, and TheBard and LittleGuy came back. TheBard didn't want more, so he got a glass of water. We saw two ugly girls and one fat one.

TheBard: Let's go over to those three.

Me: No fucking way, I'm checking out the rest of the club first, those are ugly.

TheBard: Ok, but they're not THAT ugly.

I went around in the club to find nothing (except three suspicios looking people alone in one of the darker rooms. I went back and past the three ugly girls and got a better look.

Me: They are THAT ugly!

TheBard: Well, they are the only ones here.

Me: Fuck this.

We went over and talked to them, they hade studied in Norway and worked at the bar/pub/casino next door. They were boring. SUDDENLY this guy comes over, all fired up and looked like he wanted to beat the living shit out of us. At this point, both me and TheBard are drunk as shite. We just sit there and tell him calmly that we are from Norway and that he should fuck off. He left.

We decided that since there were no girls and since we were REALLY going out the next day, we should take a cab home. We decided to take a look at the middle of down town instead. Or, TheBard was too drunk to go home yet, so he kind of dragged me with him. We both had to pee, so we took turns peeing on some expensive jewelery store or some shit, then we called a cab.

The cab fare was ok, the cab driver was nice, and not some retard that we had when me and Rose were at the ER. We came home, woke up Rose, who came down in his boxers only and opened the door. Nayya was sleeping. We went in to the kitchen and made us some good night food and then I went to sleep.

It was the worst night one could ever go out in this town, NOTHING happened, still we had an awesome time and got to know a few new people and learnt new stuff about the town.

- Pingu